Mario Lopez hottest bachelor? Must be slim pickings...

The well of available men must be running low in Tinsel Town. People magazine has crowned Mario Lopez -- yes, A.C. Slater -- as the Hottest Bachelor. Huh? No disrespect to Mario, love the abs and dimples, but is he REALLY the hottest celebrity bachelor? He hasn't even been back on the market all that long. His "Dancing With the Stars" partner and ex-girlfriend Karina Smirnoff dished recently that they split because he'd been doing the tango with another woman.

More puzzling than Mario, though, were some of People's other picks: Brody and Frankie from "The Hills" and celeb siblings Hunter Johansson (Scarlett's little bro) and Bryan Spears. (Side note: Looks like Bryan is about to be an uncle again. E! reported that Britney was in Louisina with the family awaiting the birth of Jamie Lynn's bambino.) Also making the list: Bret Michaels. Ummm...this is 2008 not 1988, right?

There were some picks I (Heather) could get behind though: uber-sexy Scot Gerard Butler (yummy!), American Idol winner David Cook (quite a cutie), and tennis ace James Blake (proving bald is beautiful). And, I think all three of them are hotter than Mario Lopez.

But, some of the other choices (cough, Bryan Spears, cough) are just out of left field. There have to better options. Two words for you People: George Clooney. He's single again -- and women around the world rejoiced.

Aside from George, though, I tried to think of who I would pick as Hollywood's hottest singleton. Here's the problem: Most of the good ones are taken: Brad, Matt, Ben and the other Matt are all enjoying their form of domestic bliss. But I think Colin Farrell's available, and I have a major weakness for an accent.

So, what do you think of People's choices? What Hollywood hunk would you pick as the hottest bachelor?