OpinionMay 6, 2015
Speak Out 5/6/15
Thanks to all involved, the police department, the fire department and hospital security for saving the baby ducks out of the sewer. Thanks again. Good news, teachers. If you want to take your pet to school with you, such as a cat, just get a teaching job at Advance Public Schools. That way you don't have to worry about your cat crawling all over your things at home while you're gone. It will just crawl all over everything at school and leave its saliva for the children that are allergic to it...Duck, duck, thanks
Thanks to all involved, the police department, the fire department and hospital security for saving the baby ducks out of the sewer. Thanks again.
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Good news, teachers. If you want to take your pet to school with you, such as a cat, just get a teaching job at Advance Public Schools. That way you don't have to worry about your cat crawling all over your things at home while you're gone. It will just crawl all over everything at school and leave its saliva for the children that are allergic to it.
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