MISSOURIANA

As if George W. Bush didn't have enough problems, his dad keeps telling him how to be president, and his mother worries about some of his new friends.

FBI statistics indicate the nation's crime-rate decline may be ending now that professional football players have more time on their hands.

It's amazing how simple our wants and needs become during winter: a little more sunshine and warmth than yesterday.

Who says living is better in the new millennium? Not the folks who are having to borrow money just to stay warm in the winter of Y2001.

You can get everything you might want on the Web, including hearing from individuals you'd like to forget.

About the only person Bill Clinton didn't include on his long list of presidential pardons was the guy in California who forgot to order electricity.

Republicans have been out of power so long in the Missouri Senate that they are having to take lessons in remedial gavel banging.