MISSOURIANA

Some public officials just can't win. President Bush makes two trips to Europe in one month, and Governor Holden is roasted for flying from Jefferson City to Hickory Hollow.

A St. Louis alderwoman urinates in the city council chambers, providing an excellent commentary on the quality of life in the state's self-proclaimed cultural center.

State officials are still trying to figure out how to finance next year's budget. Maybe the next meeting will be held in the newly approved MU field house.