Everybody's a critic - 'Minority Report'

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Thousands of tiny marching feet, all chanting "We Love Tom! We Love Tom!" Oh no, it's the attack of the Rosie O'Donnell clones! Can't resist. I love Tom. I love Steven. I love Industrial Light and Magic.

Let's face it, this is a good old summer blockbuster movie (which I love), but I don't think this is a good movie for everyone. This is a great date movie. Gasp! Am I recommending a testosterone-driven action flick test marketed by 18-to-30-year-old males to women? I am.

Every man wants to be Tom Cruise (with the cool gadgets and toys). Every woman wants her man to be the actual Tom Cruise (with the cool gadgets, toys and no baggage). Oops! So sorry, my inner embittered divorcee came out. Back in the closet. Go stand next to Rosie.

-- Rhon Abraham, certified nurse's assistant