Heidi Hall
featuresAugust 24
Time to end this column after 11 yearsI should have quit on high note, like "Seinfeld." Too late for that. So now I'm writing my final column after nearly 11 years, wishing it had stayed more relevant right up to the end, wishing I'd been more entertaining for the readers who stuck with me all this tim...featuresAugust 17
A flight of crisis takes offEditor's note: This column originally ran Wednesday, July 28, 2004. A new column will appear next week. Have you ever had a crisis by which you judge all others? I'm not talking about people bleeding or a divorce -- or both. I mean those midlevel ones that are man...featuresAugust 10
Brad and Jennifer couldn't appreciate what they hadEven though most Hollywood marriages are as disposable as the new Cottonelle wipes, and most celebs are so boring and predictable they're not worth following, for some reason I care that Brad Pitt broke his vows to Jennifer Aniston. She's got it all -- sweet, talen...featuresAugust 3
Rappers' audience mostly whiteTipper Gore doesn't want to hear this, but I like rap music. After a long day using my brain at the office, I can't handle any subject matter deeper than making money, evading police and dancing with round-butted women. Joss Stone? Foo Fighters? Nah. "G-Unit in the...featuresJuly 27
Parents keep their children guessingI may never know for sure, but good parenting probably involves the element of surprise. It hit me when a friend at work brought her toddler and infant to the office for everyone to see. I asked Kim how her older son was handling the new baby. "Badly, to tell you t...featuresJuly 20
Your life in five questionsEditor's note: This column was originally published July 14, 2004. We all get them from our friends -- those 30-question e-mails to fill out and return plus forward to our friends with the intention of all learning about each other. Because of my cursed high level ...featuresJuly 13
Don't come between me and my cell phoneI watch MTV every so often to see what the kids are up to these days. Usually it's having inappropriate relations with each other, drinking and whining. So things haven't changed much. But once in a great, great while, this 35-year-old will identify with something ...featuresJuly 6
Conspiracy theoriesThere's a conspiracy going on, and I'm going to expose it if I have to befriend and betray every hairstylist in the area. Here's how it works: You go to the salon and get a new hairstyle. Maybe you get just a trim. Either way, when it is finished, you look beautifu...featuresJune 29
Quiet workers uniteDon't you hate those overly eager beavers at work? You invite them to lunch and they say, "Oh, no! I'm too busy for lunch! I don't know how YOU find the time." Or you're packing up at quitting time, and they're monitoring your departure. "Leaving already?" they say...featuresJune 22
For $100 an hour, trainer needs sense of humorGood health is getting more expensive, at least for me. My personal trainer, Neil, just informed me he took a few more certification courses and now charges $100 an hour. I've got a couple problems with that. First of all, anyone who makes that much money should be...LOAD MORE
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