I give 110% at work each week. 20% on Monday, 25% on Tuesday, 35% on Wednesday, and 25% on Thursday. That way I can give 5% on Friday. So if you're boss asks you to give 110% you can do so without a problem. Because nothing beats a 5% Friday!

The FCC should stand for Federation of Controlling Communists. Not even election year politics can legitimize a blatant attempt at oppressing free speech in the media. No government body should be allowed to control media. Radio, television, and newspaper are great mediums and should never be controlled this way. Because when you control what people hear, what they see, and what they read then you control what they think. If you don't like what Howard Stern or the shock jock of the month have to say then don't listen.

I'm going to be the only person in the world who has not seen The Passion. I will take pride in it. I may watch it on DVD but you won't catch me sitting in some theatre while people are passing out and crying all over the place. Besides I'm still pissed about Lethal Weapon 4.

I once pondered freelance writing for various publications as a way to make some extra money. Then I started writing this month's column. Reality set in pretty quick.

In June the second season of Aqua Teen Hunger Force is going to be out on DVD. I one of the 4 of you reading this right now to go ahead and buy that for me! Also one of the remaining 3 of you need to buy the new Grand Theft Auto series game coming out in October of this year.

Hey MTV, I want a famous face. I want to look like The Morning Boner. He's dreamy.

I recently participated in my first Ebay selling venture. I tried selling some stuff I've collected over the years working at the station. I didn't get even a bid. I don't know how people supposedly make 100k a year selling junk on that thing. But I guess they don't sell autographed copies of the New Radicals cd and OMC t-shirts.

There are over 145 nicknames for the mullet. Kentucky Waterfall is my favorite. Billy Ray, come back to us.

The world is still going carb-counting crazy. It's only getting worse. Now if they could come up with a Low-Carb Passsion of The Christ movie that would be the trendiest thing since Zubaz spandex jogging shorts. I might even get involved in that one.